Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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