Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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