Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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