I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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