The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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