We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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