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New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I had to cum in my sink.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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