Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize
