You're completely useless in the revolution.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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