Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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