so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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