I want to stick my p in your. b.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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