He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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