So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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