your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
