I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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