I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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