He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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