You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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