I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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