Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just puked most of my soul out..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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