U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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