Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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