I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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