Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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