Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
