I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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