Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
