How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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