He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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