Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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