can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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