you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you never un-have a 4some
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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