I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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