so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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