He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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