I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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