Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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