The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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