I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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