why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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