ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Randomize
