It's Friday. Sex?
I love having hate sex.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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