The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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