Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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