So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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