I'm lost and stupid without you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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