so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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