under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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