So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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