i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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