I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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