So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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