so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Randomize
