Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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