Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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