Ambien. No doubt about it.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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